After having watched the film "Music & Lyrics" pay attention to all the examples of conditionals they say.


Well, maybe if I had plants I'd still be married.

I'm not satisfied if I don't get

We've got seven other retro artists
working on "Way Back Into Love"......so if you blow it, we're covered.

If it's meant to be, it will be. It's destiny.

If you don't like the lyrics, be straight with me.
And you are doing a fine job, if I may say so.

Okay, well, I'm writing a song for her, so if you change your mind...


Or if you just fancy a good laugh, I am performing at the Hilton tonight.

If I get fat, there goes my fiscal year.

If you wanna see Alex again, check his website for the tour schedule.

...it would be infinitely better for me if you were sane. So how can I help?

Okay. What if one of your heroes came up to you and said--You know, Smokey, what if he said: "Alex Fletcher, you are a horrible songwriter"? How would you react?

I would be horribly depressed. Yes. I would. I would.


But then, after, you know, months of brooding......I would find a lyricist...
...and write a song about how horribly depressed I was.


And it would be a big hit, everyone would love me, and I'd make lots of money.


Suddenly I'd be less depressed than if I just sat around...

We'll change "places in my mind" if I can keep the chord sequence into the bridge.

It would mean the world if you'd just let her say what she came to say.


Well, you should get some ice on that. Only if it's attached to some whiskey.


Does this feel any better? It would if it was on the right side.

You know, she wouldn't yell at me if you came.

...I could, theoretically, pick you up.


You could if I was on the street at, say, like, 9:40.


I would probably see you, depending how brightly you were dressed.


I'd wear orange so you couldn't miss me.

Honestly, if she wants to dance, let her dance.

If we don't give it to her, she's gonna go to someone else.
And if you help me to start again, you know that I'll be there for you in the end.

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Can you remember who says what?